Hello there honeybun ;)
Excuse my excess expression of my love for The Golden Girls, Reba McEntire & Tina Fey.
The best and most important thing in the world is Fam[ily]
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germaines:
of sucking
This is why people should LOCK THEIR DOORS.
germaines:
Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free … Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient: If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.
Patient: If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …
Playful: If you love someone, Set her free … If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat ….
C++ Programmer: if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist: If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers: If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Biologist : If you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.
Statisticians : If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger’s fans: If you love someone, Set her free, SHE’LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person : If you love someone don’t set her free.
MBA : If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back it’s a nightmare If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert : If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert : If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market
Van Montgomery : If you love someone set them free… or cripple it so it can’t get away.
Telling the difference between someone being nice or flirting.
When you see photos of a person you hate and they look awful.
desperatebree:
Bree: I have done nothing to be forgiven for! I was a fantastic wife! When he was sick, I nursed him. When we were low on money, I stayed within a budget. I cooked his meals, I mended his clothes, for the love of God, I used to check his back for acne! And that miserable son of a bitch has the nerve to understand and forgive me? Well, the joke’s on him because I do not understand, and I do not forgive!
Desperate Housewives 2x05, “They Asked Me Why I Believe In You”
(via fydesperatehousewives-deactivat)
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